Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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