Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My first STD was from a foam party
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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