I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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