dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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