Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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