i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
