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(312): View more from Illinois

Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true

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(303): View more from Colorado

you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.

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and I must say, you were very persuasive

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(571): View more from Virginia

found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell

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(303): View more from Colorado

What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.

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(850): View more from Florida

Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere

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(732): View more from New Jersey

He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love

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