I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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