I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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