grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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