Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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