I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
My ATM looks so different sober.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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