so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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