I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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