i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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