yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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