trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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