it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
