operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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