Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
and she was petting her beer can
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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