Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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