Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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