Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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