there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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