She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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