He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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