Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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