I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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