How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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