Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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