I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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