Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
