I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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