Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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