He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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