at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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