Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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