need another drink. this is the easiest way
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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