ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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