just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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