ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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