hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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