I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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