Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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