I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
my sisters under your porch take her home
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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