I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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