she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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