Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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