problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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