When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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