kristin has been a bad kristin
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
is it fun? or sober?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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