so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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