How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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