He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
This is the high leading the old right now
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
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